zeldathemes
Sauntering Vaguely Downwards
"Buggre Alle This For A Larke"
Elsie. Londoner. I somehow became a Good Omens blog. But I also post Sherlock, Discworld, Cabin Pressure, Tim Minchin, Black Books, Whose Line, WtNV, stand-up comedy of all kinds and various other stuff. Come and talk to me! Looking for rp partners and anyone willing to listen to my feelings about Crowley and Aziraphale.
Formerly gallifrey-to-trenzalore.
Tracking the tag "ajcrawly"

angrychickpea:

i find it funny that “i like big butts” has always been a well-liked song, but as soon as Nicki Minaj samples it and shows off her amazing ass in a video, suddenly OH MY GOD WHAT A SLUT PUT THAT AWAY

like, it’s okay for a guy to talk about how much he loves butts
but it’s not okay for women to love their own butts

funny how that works

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Andrew Scott in The Stag (The Bachelor Weekend)

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nebularum:

i have a secret dream to one day unapologetically punch someone hard in the face.

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girilla-warfare:

Are you fucking kidding me
People are capable of doing this and I can’t even drink from a cup without spilling some on my boobs

girilla-warfare:

Are you fucking kidding me

People are capable of doing this and I can’t even drink from a cup without spilling some on my boobs

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vagiskeletons:

my boss asked me to stop doing this

vagiskeletons:

my boss asked me to stop doing this

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rune-midgarts:

entelijan:

Sign this petition


im wit it

rune-midgarts:

entelijan:

Sign this petition

im wit it

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awwww-cute:

like my ducks?

awwww-cute:

like my ducks?

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lulz-time:

Acceptable reaction to misogyny.

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Favorite movies: Mean Girls (2004)

“Do you know what people say about you? They say you are homeschooled jungle freak who’s a less hot version of me.”

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dannnylawrence:

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Re: Your Anaconda,

Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.

Yours, etc.
A bunless hun

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di-dishy:

alwayshalfastepbehind:

fangirloftoomany:

holmesandpotterinthetardis:

madcapwhovian:

madcapwhovian:

Things that shouldn’t have been cut out of the Harry Potter Movies: ST FUCKING MUNGO’S HOSPITAL FOR MAGICAL MALADIES AND INJURIES 

ALSO THE FUCKING POINTS HOURGLASSES WHY WERE THESE THINGS CUT I AM SO ANGRY

AlSO THE HOUSE ELVES SWARMING OUT OF THE KITCHENS DURING THE BATTLE OF HOGWARTS

ALSO PEEVES

ALSO GINNY’S BADASS PERSONALITY 

TEDDY LUPIN

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driftingthroughtheskies:

hogwartsforeverhome:

hanadoodles:

PETITION TO MAKE LEARNING ANOTHER LANGUAGE COMPULSORY IN ENGLISH-SPEAKING COUNTRIES FROM A YOUNG AGE BECAUSE ENGLISH SPEAKERS ARE LAZY ASSWIPES WHO EXPECT EVERYONE TO SPEAK ENGLISH AND NEVER BOTHER EVEN LEARNING ANY OTHER LANGUAGE.

Actually, most of us would love speak another language but our education system sucks so we literally learn 4 words. It’s not because we are all lazy.

AMEN TO THAT

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