zeldathemes
Sauntering Vaguely Downwards
"Buggre Alle This For A Larke"
Elsie. Londoner. I somehow became a Good Omens blog. But I also post Sherlock, Discworld, Cabin Pressure, Tim Minchin, Black Books, Whose Line, WtNV, stand-up comedy of all kinds and various other stuff. Come and talk to me! Looking for rp partners and anyone willing to listen to my feelings about Crowley and Aziraphale.
Formerly gallifrey-to-trenzalore.
Tracking the tag "ajcrawly"

kristoffbjorgman:

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…you’re lucky I’m a stubborn asshole because these took way longer to make than I’d like to admit.

  #Carlos' perfect and beautiful queue  
thecutestofthecute:

blueberryfoxcake:

This is just a great picture. Look at those happy dogs!

"These are my babies!! We MADE these!!"

thecutestofthecute:

blueberryfoxcake:

This is just a great picture. Look at those happy dogs!

"These are my babies!! We MADE these!!"

  #Carlos' perfect and beautiful queue  
chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes:

Elephants are the reincarnated souls of some really decent people.

chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes:

Elephants are the reincarnated souls of some really decent people.

  #Carlos' perfect and beautiful queue  

the-venerable-reverend-cramhole:

lilyrosethedreamer:

zetatauri:

frosidon:

chalkandwater:

Sir David Attenborough demonstrates the accuracy of the Mozambique Spitting Cobra’s venom streams by wearing a chemically treated visor that makes the venom turn purple on contact.

From Life in Cold Blood

DAVID ATTENBOROUGH IS MORE HARDCORE THAN ANY DOCUMENTARIAN CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE. 

DID CARL SAGAN DO ANYTHING LIKE THIS SHIT? I THOUGHT NOT. BILL NYE? FUCK NO.

BEAR GRILLES IS A PIECE OF SHIT COMPARED TO THIS CARAMEL-VOICED ENGLISH BASTARD. 

SIR ATTENBOROUGH IS A BILLION YEARS OLD AND HE WILL NOT STOP. HE IS THE TERMINATOR OF NATURE DOCUMENTARIES. HE’S CLIMBED TO THE TOP OF THE HIGHEST JUNGLE TREE TO LOOK AT LILIES. HE’S SOARED IN THE SKY IN A GLIDER WITH VULTURES. HE CROSSED THE PACIFIC TO SEE WHALES. HE’S EVEN BEEN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE GODDAMN OCEAN TO TALK ABOUT THE SPOOKY-ASS SHIT THAT LIVES DOWN THERE.  KILIMANJARO?  BEEN THERE. NORTH POLE? BEEN THERE. SAHARA DESERT? BEEN THERE MULTIPLE TIMES. FUCKING VOLCANOES?  BEEN AND DONE.  FUCKING AUSTRALIA? ENTIRE SHOWS THERE. HE WILL NOT STOP. HE WILL NEVER STOP.  NOT UNTIL HIS SMOOTH-ASS FATHERLY VOICE AS TAUGHT US ALL ABOUT ALL THE NATURE FOREVER.

WELL WHAT THE HELL WAS CARL SAGAN SUPPOSED TO DO?  RIDE OFF INTO A FUCKING BLACK HOLE?

God bless Sir David Attenborough.

That Carl Sagan comment though

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calico-kat:

glitterobservatory:

theilllestvillain:

waveofemotions:

I NEVER WANT THIS POST TO END

SAME

the second pic of the elephant and dog though. holy crap that’s graceful

just because humans adapted to rely the most heavily on enculturation does not mean we’re not all shaped by and capable of it

and it’s a broad “we”

  #Carlos' perfect and beautiful queue  

- You’re really a lunatic.

- An effective lunatic! We’re inside, aren’t we?

Hawkeye Vs Deadpool #001

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glenbricker:

Here is “The Hag O’ Hags" herself Granny Weatherwax.
She is the final figure I needed to complete as part of the LEGO Discworld Campaign.  
Please vote for the campaign, or share with your fellow Discworld fans, so LEGO Discworld can make it to stores: https://ideas.lego.com/projects/36302/updates

The campaign only has 193 more days to reach 10,000 votes or it will be removed from the site without a chance to get reviewed. We only need 2200 more Pratchett fans but support is coming in at about 11 a day. At that rate we will just miss the goal!
If you don’t want to sign up for a LEGO Ideas account to vote, which I totally understand, or you want to give us that extra push, please consider sharing the project (https://ideas.lego.com/projects/36302) here and on other social media sites you might participate in to help spread the word to the last 2200 fans we need to reach!
Seriously, Sharing a project on social media is more valuable than 10 votes for the project!
Thank you for all the support!

glenbricker:

Here is “The Hag O’ Hags" herself Granny Weatherwax.

She is the final figure I needed to complete as part of the LEGO Discworld Campaign. 

Please vote for the campaign, or share with your fellow Discworld fans, so LEGO Discworld can make it to stores: https://ideas.lego.com/projects/36302/updates

The campaign only has 193 more days to reach 10,000 votes or it will be removed from the site without a chance to get reviewed. We only need 2200 more Pratchett fans but support is coming in at about 11 a day. At that rate we will just miss the goal!

If you don’t want to sign up for a LEGO Ideas account to vote, which I totally understand, or you want to give us that extra push, please consider sharing the project (https://ideas.lego.com/projects/36302) here and on other social media sites you might participate in to help spread the word to the last 2200 fans we need to reach!

Seriously, Sharing a project on social media is more valuable than 10 votes for the project!

Thank you for all the support!




  #Carlos' perfect and beautiful queue  

kordova:

WHY DOES PITCJER DO THE THIGN

  #Carlos' perfect and beautiful queue  

moonblossom:

darkfliercynthia:

darkfliercynthia:

how the hell are some of u guys 13/14

when i was that age i was unironically watching shitty amvs on youtube and roleplaying on gaia

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BACK IN MY DAY SMUT FICS WERE CALLED LEMONS

BOYXBOY DONT LIKE DONT READ

When I was that young the world wide web wasn’t even fully public access yet…

metaknighty:

youre a 10 and i look like im 10

slimeking:

no-school november thats what i want to see

underthenerdhood:

a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost

zapidos:

My little brother and I were swimming and my dad walked out and said “it’s trash day tomorrow you know what that means” and my brother looked at me dead in the eyes and said “it’s time for you to go.”

feministlikeme:

yyuks:


w0l0w1zard:


fitandhealthyforlifee:


friendlyneighborhoodcurmudgeon:


Two MSU basketball players raped a woman in the dorms then one admitted to it. Their only consequence was that they had to move out of the dorms. This picture is of me and one other woman holding up this banner during Midnight Madness. Two other brave souls had a banner on the other side for a while before some jerk started playing tug or war with them over it. This was taken before we got booed at by 10,000 people and police escorted from the stadium. 


How screwed up are people to boo at this? 


Let’s keep reposting this. Rapists should be charged.


how is sport more important than the lives of women? like honestly baffling.



Why wasn’t at least the rapist who confessed arrested? You confess to the crime, you do the time…?

feministlikeme:

yyuks:

w0l0w1zard:

fitandhealthyforlifee:

friendlyneighborhoodcurmudgeon:

Two MSU basketball players raped a woman in the dorms then one admitted to it. Their only consequence was that they had to move out of the dorms. This picture is of me and one other woman holding up this banner during Midnight Madness. Two other brave souls had a banner on the other side for a while before some jerk started playing tug or war with them over it. This was taken before we got booed at by 10,000 people and police escorted from the stadium. 

How screwed up are people to boo at this? 

Let’s keep reposting this. Rapists should be charged.

how is sport more important than the lives of women?
like honestly baffling.

Why wasn’t at least the rapist who confessed arrested? You confess to the crime, you do the time…?

bewbin:

fool me once shame on you 

fool me 32 times holy fucking shit dude