I am not a ho, Archivist, I am a thot
Elsie, 20s, she/her. Discworld, Good Omens, The Terror, TMA, UK comedy TV shows nobody's thought about in 20 years. Give me bastard Aziraphale or give me death.

gayweeddaddy69:

Checked in on my parents in CA cuz the hurricane and my dad sent me this

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that-house:

im-a-dragon-cawcaw:

wumbawoman:

memeclassheroes:

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You post this without a video. 

you POST this without.a.video

YOU POST THIS WITHOUT A VIDEO

@that-house this has your vibes

Oh to be excavator operator taking an aircraft for one last ride while probably doing plane noises

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my favourite type of poster on here—unironically—is the subgroup of people who make long informed thoughtful and obviously passionate analytical posts detailing the various discourses of their media of choice in relation to theory texts or adjacent literary traditions with all the gumption and sincerity and breadth of knowledge of, like, shakespeare scholars; except, and this is the most crucial element, the media of choice has to just kind of suck, like, at least a bit

Anonymous asks:

Respectfully King Arthur himself could not pull me out of you


wlwaluigi:

spaced0lphin:

les-etoilessss2:

This is fucking hilarious

Get you a man who’s like

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posteriorpeasantpresents:

brookheimer:

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loving this new tiktok trend of 14 year olds thinking 1998 was actually the 1800s

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ceescendo:

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Something something, when the elysium discos, or whatever

3liza:

catgirlanarchist:

3liza:

ok I’m standing up

me when i’m the real slim shady

you cant post shit on this web site

wellthatschaotic:

had a dream that tumblr introduced dislikes and like no one ever used them except for bombarding staff posts

Anonymous asks:

Wait, Fitzjames is the older guy? From the name and the way tumblr is obsessed with him I assumed he was the twinky guy. Huh.


manywinged:

what you need to understand about terror fans if you want to survive in this climate is that we are the personification of this tweet

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doomed-bythe-narrative:

some people are taking “doomed” to mean “dead”. this is actually a misconception! you can be doomed even if you don’t die! it’s sometimes worse if you don’t die!

stars-bean:

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The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1977) dir. John Lounsbery and Wolfgang Reitherman

electricgnu:

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The fucking job market is abysmal

thornsilver:

ampervadasz:

I kill you

Unmute for full effect.

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